Titanic Truth

At last, the government conspiracy behind the Titanic sinking is being exposed. I'm pretty sure George W. Bush was behind it. He may hide behind convenient excuses like the fact that his parents hadn't even been born at that time, but don't let that fool you. He was on the grassy knoll in Dallas, he was in Ford's Theatre, and, appropriate for today, I'm pretty sure he was Pontius Pilate's political advisor.