“Although kissing you would be like kissing some kind of divine ashtray, that’s not what I had in mind.”

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#27 Black Widower
Season 3, Episode 21 (Guide from the Simpsons Archive)

Selma has a new boyfriend, ex-convict Sideshow Bob. Bart carries a grudge against him, but the rest of the Simpson family takes a forgive-and-forget approach. Bob proposes to Selma, they get married, and go on their honeymoon. Without her sister around, Patty comes over to the Simpson house to watch MacGyver, and Bart realizes that Selma has one hour to live. He manages to get there in time to save her life and send Bob back to jail. Memorable moments include Dinosaurs parody, disturbing possibilities, Homer’s (would-be) revenge desires, daytime Emmy presentation and acceptance speech, Bob charming the Simpson family, Krusty’s telethon, cocktail wienies, MacGyver bashing, Krusty at the reception, Wiggum at the reception, Selma “quitting” smoking, honeymoon video (although, how did the Simpson family get it?), Bob cleaning up, Bob telling Selma he’s going to kill her, Bart’s realization, explosion for the lounge, reveal of Bart, Selma slapping Bob and asking for a “seperation” (not even a divorce), Wiggum, explaining to Homer, explaining it to mom, setting off the explosion, Bob’s parting words, and the gas-filled hallway.