"'Don't do what Donny Don't does' ... They could have made this clearer."

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#32 Boy Scouts ’n the Hood
Season 5, Episode 8 (Guide from the Simpsons Archive)

After finding $20, Bart and Milhouse buy an all-syrup super squishy and go wild on the town (with their $20 stretching amazingly far). When he comes to in the morning, Bart realizes that he joined the Junior Campers (a boy scouts-style organization). Despite wanting to weasel his way out of it, he finds enough benefits to keep him attending. On a father-son rafting trip, Homer manages to cause Flanders, Rod, Bart, and himself to get lost at sea. After a funny interlude, they find an unmanned oil rig with people on it (yes, you read that correctly – unless you didn’t, in which case you should go back and read it again) and are saved. Memorable moments include Noiseland arcade (especially getting kicked out), the two tracks that appear in Songs in the Key of Springfield, advantages to the junior campers, knives (especially the book, Hans Moleman, and Dr. Hibbert), floor pie, Bart asking Homer to the father-son rafting trip, Homer’s joy at being right about their doom, the flare gun, sock washing, and Krusty Burger on the unmanned oil rig.